[fic] Smut in Words of One Sound

Apr. 1st, 2026 08:12 am
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Hare, hare! (Does it work like that? We can but try...)

I wish you all joy, this Day of Fools! And to aid in that joy, I bring gifts! I took up a dare to write smut in words of just one sound:

'Sex' is a Word of One Sound

My Jet Now Air

Word Games, The Game Where Speech Must Be Kept Down to Words of One Sound, Smut

Doug and Car are both too good at the game of words of one sound. But Herc has a plan: if the two of them bonk their brains out, one of them might win the game at last…
Huge thanks to [personal profile] phoenixfalls and [personal profile] grrlpup[personal profile] grrlpup read the whole thing out loud from back to front, one word at a time, to find the spots where I messed up!

I've not read the whole fest yet, but let me rec some good tales:

Have a great Day of Fools, and stay safe out there!

Recently(ish) Read: Picture Books

Mar. 30th, 2026 04:59 pm
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Sandra Lamouche (illus. Azby Whitecalf), We Belong to the Drum (2023)

Children's picture book about a Plains Cree boy who, after spending his first summer attending the powwow circuit, goes to daycare for the first time and is inconsolable about it. Until his mother brings in a CD of powwow music! Which leads to an integration of his cultural identity into the daycare's activities, thus making daycare a safe and affirming place for him.

Based on the author's son's experiences. Includes a grammar note in the back about how to conjugate the character's names, which are in Cree in the text. The copy I read is in English, but the book is also available in Plains Cree.


Dierdre Havrelock (illus. Azby Whitecalf), Buffalo Wild! (2021)

Declan is wild about buffalo. After his Kokum tells him that the massive buffalo herds that once ranged the prairies now live in the sky, Declan calls them down, freeing them from behind their star gate, whereupon they go buffalo wild, rampaging through the neighborhood...

Published to honour the 2014 Buffalo Treaty, which has signatories from tribal nations across North America and as far away as Aotearoa.


Jesse Wente (illus. Shaikara David), Danger Eagle (2025)

The adventures of a stuffie stunt-penguin so daring and death-defying that "Danger" is his first name: DANGER EAGLE!

Great fun to do the voices for this one, and the illustrations were pretty great, too. Rated PA (Pretty Awesome).


Pamela Allen, Who Sank the Boat? (1982)

A group of domestic animal friends decide to go boating of a lovely summer day. Unfortunately, not a one of them knows a damn thing about boats. The animals survive, but Mr Peffer is gonna be so pissed when he sees what they've done to his lovely boat.


Rachel Poliquin (illus. Clayton Hanmer), The Museum of Odd Body Leftovers: A Tour of Your Useless Parts, Flaws, and Other Weird Bits (2022)

Picture book for older kids that serves as a nice little introduction to evolutionary theory, organized as a tour of vestigial organs and the quirks of ontogeny. Entertaining read and I learned a few things, such as the existence of the "disappearing kidney" (the mesonephros, a kidney structure still in lifelong use by our aquatic relatives, but which in reptiles, birds, and mammals is reabsorbed during fetal development, after our main kidneys come online).


Rachel Poliquin (illus. Clayton Hanmer), The Gland Factory: A Tour of Your Body's Goops, Juices, and Hormones (2025)

Sequel to the former, featuring highlights of the endocrine and exocrine systems. As entertaining and educational as the first, although this one was calibrated to be just that kind of disgusting that delights children of a certain age. (Especially in the first part of the book, I'd be reading along, "Interesting... I didn't know that... oh, cool... how fascinat— EWWWWWWW!"

[Fic] 2 Baker Street 2 Papas

Mar. 29th, 2026 10:38 am
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Back in 2016, I had just published what I believed would be my magnum opus, that massively multi-Holmes vid, Something Good Would Come From That. From the depths of my emotional crash afterwards, I strongly suspected I would never make anything else good again. To console myself, I wrote an id-fic for [personal profile] language_escapes' birthday: kid fic for an obscure Holmes and Watson adaptation. It was just for the two of us; no one else would ever care.

To my everlasting shock, it proved wildly popular.

During the next year or two, I noodled with other stories in the same 'verse, even writing a good 4-5K on one of them, but alas, I drifted out of Holmes fandom before finishing any of them.

But now I seem to be drifting Holmes-ward again? Or anyway, I've been pulling out old Holmesian WIPs and finishing them off.

Which is the long way of saying: here, have a sequel to Baker Street Papas!

Five Times They Didn’t Share A Bed, and One Time They Did

Sherlock Holmes & Doctor Watson (1980 Whitehead & Pickering)

Holmes/Watson, Mycroft

5+1 Things, Developing Relationship, Injury Recovery, Kid Fic, Only One Bed

Part 2 of Baker Street Papas

Mature; No Warnings Apply


To kiss a man in the heat of the moment is one thing. To cold-bloodedly change the entire basis of your relationship is another.

Holmes' wound festers. Watson blames himself.

Around 9K total, and I'll be posting updates daily through the end of the week. Only a short update today, but I figure at least some may want to re-read the original, so that's all right.

I hope you enjoy!
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 On February 24th this year, I began writing a romance novel. I finished writing it this morning. At the age of nearly 45, I have finally completed the first draft of a novel. This is a big deal for me, obviously. I am planning to launch a membership on Labour Day for the work-in-progress to earn enough money to pay for a professional editor. This month I am planning to begin working on the Rupalaya novels, a shared universe of fantasy books I had envisioned in my twenties.

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